The Buzz Cuts and Bustiers Guide to Butch-Femme Porn

Obligatory warning:  Everything in this post  is NSFW and for adult eyes only. Because, you know, porn.

The holiday season may not have officially started yet (even though the stores here have had Christmas paraphernalia up since before friggin’ Halloween), but I’m already in the spirit of giving. Yes, I just love to give, give, give, and then to receive, receive, receive, over and over again, all night long. See where I’m going with this? I hope so, because if not, I’m about to seriously corrupt some innocent readers.

My goal with this post is to help fill a void (heheheheh) in our community resources that has been bugging me for some time: the lack of visible, accessible, butch-femme porn. Before you get too excited, allow me to clarify. I’m not making my own butch-femme porn (though, considering the sinking ship that is professional journalism, I might need the extra cash someday); I’m compiling a list of butch-femme porn that I’ve hunted down and reviewed just for you, my favorite perverts. And, since more than half the search results that bring people to this blog have “porn” somewhere in there, I figured it was time to give the people what they want.

Before I get to the list (put the Hitachi away for a minute, chief), allow me to shine some light on the movie selection and review process. I looked at two sites that feature porn by queers, for queers: The Crash Pad Series and Juicy Pink Box. These studios offered the widest selection of porn that, to my eyes at least, starred real live LGBT people and not the “lesbians” (read: bleach-blonde, long nailed straight chicks halfheartedly nibbling at each other) that one sees in mainstream “lesbian” (read: wank ammo for hetero dudes) porn. Keep in mind that both these sites are subscription-based. Yes, I paid to write this post, and it probably isn’t even tax-deductible (note to self: ask H&R Block about claiming porn). That’s how much I love you.

I also took a look at Hot Movies for Her, but it seemed to be more of a porn fan community, rather than a production studio, so I didn’t include it here.

So what did I look for in these films, besides super hot queers banging the heck outta each other? I polled the Twitterverse and, with the help of my GF-come-sexy-secretary, compiled a 42 (!) point checklist of possible sexual acts, kinks, and dynamics. Let’s just say there was a spreadsheet involved (emphasis on the “spread” – oooh!). We’re nothing if not professional.

One category that people requested was “realistic bodies,” meaning no airbrushed, silicone nonsense. Welp, as far as I can tell, all these videos meet that requirement. Keepin’ it real, yo.

My only too happy to comply femme and I watched porn for roughly 10 hours. Maybe more. After a while, time seemed to stop and the universe was just a giant ball of lube, latex, ass, and alternative lifestyle haircuts. So, basically Pride Week condensed into a day. It was beautiful.

Just one more quick note before I show you the goods. The most challenging part of compiling this list was deciding what could be considered butch-femme porn and what could not. Out of all the videos I saw, there was only one that featured performers who explicitly identified as butch and femme in their bios. That put me in the awkward position of labeling complete strangers based on appearance and a little dialogue. This means that many of the videos are listed as butch-femme porn because they looked butch-femme to me, not because they were billed as such.

There was also the matter of what butch-femme would mean in this context. A large portion of the videos available – especially those from the Crash Pad Series – featured FTM performers. Here was a conundrum: should I list a video featuring a trans man and a cis woman as butch-femme? Or would that be just queer? Or would it actually be straight? I know there are trans men who ID as butch, but there are also trans men who would not appreciate being saddled with a traditionally lesbian term. In the end, I decided that it would be better to not list these videos, rather than to impose upon someone an identity that could very well be contradictory to their actual identity. Hopefully, I made the right choice.

Without further ado, here are the films that I reviewed. For each entry, you’ll find the title, performers, and sex acts/kinks/etc. featured within. (OK, you can bring the Hitachi out again.) Here we go!

From Juicy Pink Box:

Taxi, Episode 1: DOMME. Starring Jiz Lee (three guesses on where that name came from) and Madison Young. Jiz plays a dapper John and Madison is the high-class domme paid to tease her client through an NYC cab ride. Features power play, a femme top, a butch bottom, bondage, blindfolds, gagging, and the elusive “butch tits.” (And who doesn’t love a good butch tit?)

Taxi, Episode 2: SWEAT. Starring Syd Blakovich (my switch boi porn star hero) and Justine Joli. Cabbie Syd shows passenger Justine the sights, if you know what I mean. Features tattoos, a naked butch (harder to find than you might think), butch tits, cunnilingus, fisting, and reciprocity. Man, do I love reciprocity.

Taxi, Episode 6: TRIO. Starring Billie Sweet, Jett Bleu (not to be confused with rival actor, American Airlines), and Theodore Shebang. Lovebirds Billie and Jett let Theo in on their backseat sexytimes. Two femmes, one butch. Features a threesome (obvs), fisting, butch tits, and smoking.

Taxi, Episode 11: PENETRATION. Starring Nic Switch, Madison Young, and Jiz Lee. More three-way freeway fun, this time with two butches and a femme. Features a threesome, double penetration, blowjobs, tattoos, strap-ons, reciprocity, butch tits, and anal play.

From the Crash Pad Series:

Season 1, Episode 5. Starring Syd Blakovich and Rozen DeBowe. Syd has moved from the cab to the pad, knocking boots with hot femme Rozen. Don’t get too cocky, Syd, because Rozen has a few tricks down her jeans. Features a femme top, a butch bottom, a clear view of the vag, strap-ons (in this case, femme strapping!), and blowjobs.

Season 6, Episode 40. Starring Rex and Scarlett. This video is the one self-ID’ed-butch-with-self-ID’ed-femme that I mentioned. It made me very happy for that reason alone! The sex was a nice bonus. Features a butch top, a femme bottom, bondage, S&M, the pinwheel toy, and people of size.

Season 6, Episode 41. Starring Syd Blakovich and Princess Donna (femme-est porn star name ever). Man, I’m beginning to think that Syd never sleeps and just spends each and every minute of the day banging lovely ladies. If so, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Features tattoos, a naked butch, cunnilingus, a clear view of the vag, reciprocity, butch tits, choking, massages, and rimming.

Season 7, Episode 47. Starring Carson, Sadie Lune, and Zhaira. Soft butch Carson juggles two dates at once, with aggressive femme Sadie calling the shots while passive, tied-up trans lady Zhaira watches and eventually gets to join in. Features a threesome, bondage, hair pulling, power play, a clear view of the vag, a naked butch, a femme top, S&M, blowjobs, cunnilingus, butch tits, gagging, choking, and a vibrator.

Season 9, Episode 61. Starring Jobe and P-U-P-P-Y (I swear I don’t make this stuff up). A little quick and dirty motel room romp never hurt anybody – unless they like being hurt, which these two do. Features reciprocity, tattoos, strap-ons, a femme top, blowjobs, choking, and caning.

Season 11, Episode 71. Starring Asteroid and Peyton. These two just love slapping and spanking each other silly, and we’re lucky enough to get to watch. Features a femme top, fisting, a clear view of the vag, tattoos, reciprocity, cunnilingus, butch tits, anal play, and choking.

Season 12, Episode 80. Starring Sweet Tea and Summer Salt. This boi and femme share their passions for dirty sex and food-related stage names in this sticky scene. Features hair pulling, tattoos, strap-ons, S&M, and blow jobs.

Season 12, Episode 83. Starring Tina Horn and Roger Wood. Sweet de Sade, these two are sure into giving and receiving pain. This almost hurt to watch, but I’m a wuss like that. Features a butch top, a femme bottom, power play, tattoos, strap-ons, a clear view of the vag, S&M, cunnilingus, choking, flogging, and Daddy/Girl dynamics.

Season 14, Episode 97. Starring Cinnamon and Indigo. This stud-femme couple gets right down to business with the strapping and spanking. I admire their style. Features strap-ons, a butch top, a femme bottom, tattoos, a naked butch, butch tits, reciprocity, a clear view of the vag, people of size, and choking.

Season 15, Episode 103. Starring Syd Blakovich and Dylan Ryan. Syd’s at it again, this time with famous femme Dylan. I’ve got two words for you: Bejeweled. Butt-plug. (Maybe three words?) Features a butch top, a femme bottom, anal play, strap-ons, tattoos, butch tits, choking, a clear view of the vag, and lesbian processing. Yes, that is correct. Even in our porn, we dykes just can’t stop with the Feelings.

Season 16, Episode 108. Starring Q-Tip and Sara Vibes. Q wins my Best Porn Outfit Ever Award (a very prestigious honor) for the leather-straps and Green Lantern undies combination. Say the Butch Lantern Corps Oath with me now: “In brightest day, in blackest night, no pussy shall escape my sight…” Features strap-ons, blowjobs, a butch top, a femme bottom, butch tits, people of size, and leather.

There you have it, folks! A nice big, long, sticky selection of butch-femme porn to inspire your fantasies – and hopefully, your realities. I know I haven’t found all the butch-femme porn in the world, try as I did; please, if you have any recommendations, share them in the comments. Remember: it’s all about reciprocity.

Now if you need me, I’ll be in my bunk.

13 thoughts on “The Buzz Cuts and Bustiers Guide to Butch-Femme Porn

  1. I love Crash Pad but haven’t had a chance to check out anything from the Taxi series yet. I do, indeed, have some recommendations for you.

    First, Hot Movies for Her is not sketch, honest. I use it. And they do have some good dyke porn, some of which is totally classic.

    One that absolutely must be on your list is ‘Hard Love/How to Fuck in High Heels’ from one of my very favorite butch/femme couples ever, Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano. They also did ‘Sugar High Glitter City’. (Their production company is called S.I.R.)

    There’s another studio/website called Good Dyke Porn that has some butch/femme scenes. (Love the one with Lily Cade and Tina Horn!)

    The ‘San Francisco Lesbians’ series has some butch/femme scenes, particularly #9.

    And Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco has some great scenes…Lorelei Lee/Jizz Lee, Lorelei Lee/Shawn (Syd Blakovich), Shaw/a femmey Carson…

    • Hmmm, well, I didn’t watch any of those for this post, so I don’t have a list handy. But there’s a TON of transguy/cisgirl videos on Crashpad, if you’re willing to shell out the $22 (I think) for a month’s subscription. I’m sure you’ll find something you like!

  2. I LOVE Crash Pad Series!!! I still think my favorite episode is their very first one with Trucker. Oh. My. Hotness. Awesome list Bren. Keep ’em coming!

  3. I never knew what a switch was until i met two people, one is my girlfriend and one through porn and now my one and only extra crush Syd. Course, it helps that my girlfriend also has a crush on her too… before these two women came into my life I had no idea there was another option as a femme than always being a submissive. My sex life has become much more interesting now. ~nina~ newly self proclaimed switch

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