Hey there, pervs! This is just a quick note to let you all know that the Beaver Whisperer is once again available to solve all your sexiest problems. There’s no topic too taboo, no query too kinky, and no mess too sticky for the Beaver Whisperer! Send all your butch-femme love makin’ questions to firstname.lastname@example.org, then keep checking back here at Buzz Cuts and Bustiers for some family-unfriendly answers.
Keeping with that sexy, sexy theme, look for a post later this week about boobs. Specifically, my boobs and my Feelings about said boobs. Everybody likes talking about boobs, amirite? Hooray for boobies!