Enter the Beaver Whisperer

Hey there, queer masses (and if you’re in Boston, HAPPY PRIDE WEEK!); have I ever got a treat for you. It’s (another) new Buzz Cuts and Bustiers recurring feature! Don’t say we never gave you anything.

 What’s the best part of this fresh morsel of homo blog goodness? It’s SEXY. It’s also ADVICEY. In fact, it’s SEX ADVICE, with a butch-femme twist! That’s right, horndogs – now you can tune into this channel to find answers to all of your most X-rated lesbian sex questions. (Memo to Google spiders: This page contains the words “lesbian sex.” Send us traffic now, ‘k thanks, bye.)

 Without further ado, allow me to introduce you to the shadowy figure known only as The Beaver Whisperer. Shrouded in mystery, the Beaver Whisperer travels the land, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that her next leap will be the leap home spreading wisdom and legs while solving the love-makin’ problems of any butch or femme that seeks her out.  Whether you’re struggling to figure out 69 (it’s ok; I’m bad at math, too), stressin’ about strappin’ for the first time, wondering what a “butch bottom” is, or just trying to get that new dildo unstuck*, ask the Beaver Whisperer for her spin on the matter.

 The Beaver Whisperer values privacy almost as much as she values lube, so this whole deal will be 100% anonymous. Is there anything hotter than anonymous sex (advice)? Please send all your darkest and wettest inquiries to bcb.beaverwhisperer@gmail.com. The Beaver Whisperer will be waiting for you…all night long.

 *On second thought, maybe that last one should be handled by a medical professional.

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